Vol. I · The Dinkers
From the desk ofTHE DINKERS
Dear Gentle Guests,
The moment has come.
After years spent between cities, skies, mountains, oceans and airport gates, Diana and William request the honour of your presence for a royal autumn gathering in Sinaia, Romania.
For one whimsical weekend, the royal mountain resort shall transform into a celebration of stars, spectacle, music, candlelight, mischief, elegance, and the coming together of two families from opposite corners of Europe.
You are hereby invited to join us for The Church Ceremony, The Celestial Wedding at Casino Sinaia, The Midnight After Party, and finally the Royal Ciorbă de Potroace Brunch.
As every grand wedding requires a touch of order behind the romance, we kindly ask that all details be read with great care before confirming your attendance — particularly the gentlemen's dress code for the church. Certain fashion offences may otherwise become the talk of the evening.
As castles, coaches, candlelight, and a suspicious amount of logistics are involved, we kindly ask that attendance be confirmed by the 1st of June 2026, to allow enough time for transport, venue arrangements, and the prevention of absolute chaos.
You may also wish to prepare yourselves accordingly… for this wedding promises very little sleep, questionable decision-making after midnight, and an entirely unreasonable amount of velvet.
With affection, Diana & Will & Luna.
Yours in mild conspiracy,
The Dinkers
Turn the page — the chapters await.
Until the cloister bell rings
10 October 2026
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Reply by the first of June, MMXXVI.
Five evenings, mostly accurate
The chapters of the weekend
Chapter I · Saturday · 11:00
The Church Ceremony
Mountain church, Sinaia
A royal morning affair in the mountains. Twenty-seven minutes of vows, organ, and the sound of well-meaning sniffles.
Enter the chapterChapter II · Saturday · 19:00
The Celestial Wedding
Casino Sinaia
Under the ceilings of Romania's royal casino, the evening begins. This is not merely a dinner. It is a celestial gathering.
Enter the chapterChapter III · Sunday · 00:00
The Midnight After Party
Casino Sinaia · cocktail wing
At midnight, we move onto the next room. The orchestra gives way to cocktails, dancing, questionable footwear decisions, and the final chapter of the evening.
Enter the chapterChapter IV · Sunday · 11:00
Royal Ciorbă de Potroace
Hotel Palace Sinaia
Sunday brunch for survivors, romantics, and those still emotionally attached to the open bar.
Enter the chapter
An afterthought, from the bride
I love you to HD1& back.
HD1 was discovered the year we met. A galaxy thirteen-and-a-half billion years away, found by astronomers who had clearly never tried to find anything as difficult as a Will Baker on a Friday night.